We entered a contest that was ran by TopsOrtho, our patient management and scheduling software. The contest was to nominate your team as the best team ever! We decided to write a rap. Our rap is to be read to the tune of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" theme song.
Now this is a story all about how
Hamburg, NY got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how we became the best team, no one compares
In Orchard Park, NY born and raised
On the playground was where Dr. Rob spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When his dad Dr. Aszkler, by the slide he stood
he was the guy who straightened all the teeth in the neighborhood
Dr. Rob mentioned being a firefighter and his mom got scared
She said, "You're workin' with your daddy in the orthodontic chair"
He begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed his book bag and sent him on his way
She gave him a kiss and then she gave him some elastics
He thought to himself “I like teeth so I might as well bond it."
Number one office, this is great
Fixing teeth left and right,
Is this what “work” people complain about feels like?
Hmm, this might be alright.
But wait I hear brackets break and what about headgear?
Is this the type of place that they say is so great?
I’m not sure
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the son of Dr. Aszkler
Well, the patient walked in the office and they greet you right there,
There’s an iPad who sitting there with the patients name right on it
Is it the patients’ appointment already?
He just got here
He got taken back with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
He brushed his teeth and when the Dr. came near,
It didn’t hurt at all he said, “they handled me with care.”
If anything I could say that this office was rare
His appointment was over But he thought, "Nah, forget it."
"This is home, I’ll stay here”
He took pictures with the orthodontic staff,
And he yelled to his mom "Yo mom pick me up later”
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
The best office there is, this I swear!
We won 2nd runner up! Tops congratulated us with a tumbler that says "Our boss thinks i'm kind of a big deal" and a $25 VISA!